I belong to Europe, by David Kyd

(To the tune of I belong to Glasgow


I dinna belang to the Glaekit!

I belong tae Europe

Europe’s affa doon

Since it got a kick in the Brexit

It’s jist Berlin’ roon’ and roon’

I’m only a Scottie wee expat lad

A polyglot a’ at sea

But I’m bettin’ on Nicola’s “Sexit”

Fur Europe belongs tae me